Magic Beanstalk Seeks Empty Lot, Promises Golden Egg

Looking for a place to plant my Magic Beanstalk!

Date: 2012-12-07, 2:55PM

I have been given some magic beanstalk seeds and I am in need of a safe 3-9 month long rental to plant them. My current hoa does not allow me to plant anything (magic beanstalks aren’t on their list of approved lawn ornamentation) so I’m not really looking to “move” as I already have a home I just need someplace I can plant these seeds without concern for how the landlord will react to a several thousand foot vine growing in the back yard. Since I have never grown them before nor can I say with absolute certainty how long this adventure will take me I would like to find a 3-9 month long rental but I will try to be flexible. I may even be open to staying longer than 9 months if the situation works out and you would be open to accepting golden eggs in leu (sic) of rent, otherwise I can just go home and start blogging about my adventures.

So if you’re open minded (don’t read that as new aged hippie but it’s fine if you are) and easy going (don’t read that as pot smoker although that’s fine if you are but I’m not) and have something that you think will work out for me please let me know and we can talk logistics. I AM NOT looking for any shared living situations and you CAN NOT climb on my beanstalk, those are my only two stipulations, otherwise, I’m pretty darn flexible.

Call or text me at (52O) 3399-xxx so that we can talk more and I can make sure you aren’t a crazy person.

  • Location: Tucson
  • it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Original URL: (and a screenshot for posterity).

I can’t stop laughing! I learned of this wondrously far-fetched Craigslist ad through the ever observant folks at the Tucson Weekly. Their breakdown of the listing is hysterical. I even think this ad tops the Magic Wand listing that hit Portland’s Craigslist a few years back.

A good laugh is just what we needed. Post on, merry prankster!

2 thoughts on “Magic Beanstalk Seeks Empty Lot, Promises Golden Egg

  1. Kevin

    Ha! Good find, shame the ad has been removed. I question what you were searching for on Craiglists in the first place, just kidding. Just happened to stumble upon your blog, will be sure to stick around. Cheers


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